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    An Introduction to Animal Sex

    * ‬There are a lot of different kinds,* ‬sizes,* ‬and shapes of animals and there are many different kinds of sex so we are not going to be specific in this guide.* ‬Instead we are going to overview the subject and try to make the many choices more sensible for those that haven't made them yet.

    * ‬First,* ‬the limitations:
    No matter how well you bond and communicate with your animal other humans will not share that communication.* ‬They will not welcome your animal* (‬even if* (‬s)he fits*) ‬in public places or on public transportation.* ‬Most will not even welcome the two of you into their home.
    Almost no animal will live as long as you.* ‬In fact,* ‬you will probably outlive several lovers.* ‬No extreme measures will be taken to preserve their life* ‬in the event of an accident or illness.
    Some animals will require expensive facilities and licenses.* ‬Lions,* ‬for example,* ‬are simply not welcome in most neighborhoods and if you haven't won a hundred million dollar lottery don't even dream of a dolphin.* ‬Even horses are beyond the means of most young people.
    Forget about trips and vacations.* ‬Someone has to feed your darlings and turning them over to other people has special risks for us.
    Even with the utmost care and total affection animals can injure you.* ‬I have had my arm broken by a playful St Bernard.* ‬Imagine how much that danger increases if you like elephants.
    *
    Then,* ‬the advantages:
    Unless you teach them how,* ‬animals don't lie.* ‬Their natural abilities to read body language and scent make lying nearly impossible among themselves.
    If you do not share your animals with other humans they are very unlikely to harbor any infection that you can catch.* ‬Diseases that are transmissible between animal and human are what vets are required by law to vaccinate against.
    Many animals are truly super by human standards.* ‬You like big males*? ‬Show me any human equal to even a mini horse.
    There is absolutely no chance of any kind that either of you will ever get pregnant.
    There is no chance at all that an animal will wreck your car or empty your bank account* (‬at least not directly*)‬.

    * ‬Some basics:
    The animal must be imprinted on humans.* ‬An animal that was not raised by humans will see you as either a threat or food.* ‬Neither is sexually interesting and both can be quite dangerous for you.
    Besides straight intercourse,* ‬outercourse,* ‬oral,* ‬anal,* ‬and manual sex are all possible.* ‬But if you want a standard orgasm you will need to maintain a certain compatibility of size.*
    Some animals will prefer human sensitivity and control to the natural sex of their species.* ‬Others will not.* ‬For example,* ‬male herbivores are almost always one thrust wonders.* ‬Female herbivores almost always appreciate anyone who isn't.
    Males are nearly always ready to go.* ‬It may take some time for him to fully understand what is being offered but once he does,* ‬he has more spare time than you do.
    Females may or may not be interested in sex outside of their normal heat cycle.* ‬Your chances that she will be are considerably improved if you make sure that she enjoys herself.*
    The more that you and the animal know about each other,* ‬the safer you will be.* ‬You can douse yourself in* ‬cow scent and every bull that you meet will be willing to mount you,* ‬but you will still look like a grease spot when he is done.* ‬If you want a relationship with an animal larger and stronger than yourself expect to spend years working up to consummation.
    Another simple safety tip is to obtain some fluids from the animal you plan to have sex with and apply a small amount to some sensitive skin and look for an allergic reaction.* ‬It's inconvenient but it beats the hell out of anaphylaxis.
    Steel toed shoes are essential around large animals.* ‬Even the most foot aware get distracted during sex.
    Either trim claws and hooves or wear substantial protection.* ‬The marks can be a badge of honor or evidence at a trial.
    Some animals bite as a normal part of sex.* ‬Since you are not as tough as their usual partner you might want to wear some protection.
    Cleanliness can save your life.* ‬If something goes wrong and you are injured,* ‬not having debris or bacteria in the wound could be important.* ‬If you go anal,* ‬enema and enema again.


    * ‬Be very careful who you listen to when advice is offered.* ‬There are far more people with theoretical knowledge than* ‬those with* ‬real experience.* ‬For example,* ‬horses typically flare far larger during orgasm than masturbation.* ‬Someone that has never actually had a horse flare in them might not know that.* ‬Reputation and agreement between* ‬independent sources are your only protections.* ‬There are* “‬guides*” ‬out there that are more masturbation aids than anything useful.

    * ‬At the other extreme are the anti groups that will promise you everything from cancer to hairy palms if you lust after a non-human.* ‬The reality is that we are all mammals with the same basic body chemistry.* ‬The big differences are things like height and weight.* ‬Animal body fluids are less dangerous to you than human because they can't carry nearly as many infectious agents.

    * ‬Once you decide to cross the big divide,* ‬think long and hard about security.* ‬Nanny cams,* ‬security cameras,* ‬and night vision can ruin your life.* ‬Close the drapes and lock the doors.* ‬Add up the time needed for the act,* ‬preparation,* ‬and cleanup then double it.* ‬If you can't count on that much for sure alone time,* ‬don't do it.

    Pay extra attention to your cyber security.* ‬Use a good VPN and keep your legal,* ‬personal,* ‬and sexual identities completely separate to the point of using different users on your devices for each purpose.* ‬Do not keep pics or vids with anything identifiable in them and do not leave anything unencrypted.* ‬Think about what a stolen phone with* “‬candid*” ‬pics of you and an animal could lead to.* ‬Consider being* “‬Doxed*”‬.

    You think I’m being paranoid*? ‬There is a case of a famous* (‬infamous*) ‬Zoo* ‬who outed himself all the way to Federal prison by the simple expedient of using the same avatar on Zoo and str8* ‬web forums.* ‬At least his animals were seized,* ‬neutered,* ‬and adopted out.* ‬There are people in this world who consider driving you to suicide to be an ideal solution.* ‬Our enemies know that torturing animals to death is a misdemeanor* ‬IF you* ‬can get anyone prosecuted.

    * ‬And NEVER,* ‬EVER fencehop.* ‬Any possibility of a defense goes out the window when you are on someone else's property with someone else's animals.* ‬If they catch you in the act and shoot you,* ‬the cops will help them clean up the mess.* ‬Judges consider* “‬but I’m in love*!” ‬to be a confession.* ‬And even if they never catch you they can still sell,* ‬move,* ‬neuter,* ‬or butcher your lover and there's nothing you can do about it.* ‬It's never worth the risk.
    *
    One of the big pitfalls is explaining to friends and family why you don't have a human wife and kids.* ‬Mothers especially will never stop trying to match you up with the* “‬right*” ‬girl even if they know about your* “‬other species*” ‬preferences.* “‬Normal*” ‬humans will simply not understand what you are feeling or why.

    If you have a choice,* ‬choose* “‬normal*”‬.* ‬Contrary to fundie propaganda,* ‬it's not an easy way out.* ‬Most of us who live this lifestyle are doing it because we tried the* “‬normal*” ‬way and it didn't work for us.* ‬A human mate could get a job,* ‬contribute money,* ‬help with housework,* ‬and do all those little things that make domestic life easier.* ‬We still have to live in human society and pay our taxes and bills.* ‬Add to that the legal and extralegal stalkers we have to endure and you can easily see how this kind of life isn't something you would choose to avoid effort.

    If,* after a lot of careful thought, you choose to go ahead with a non-human lover or partner, you should learn everything that you can from responsible people in sensible venues before you “get physical”. A big part of the fun hanging with animals is that they aren’t human. They’re variations of the theme “mammal”. Making sense to each other makes things ever so much safer and more fun.

    This guide is copyright and may be copied and distributed as long as it remains entire and unaltered with attributions.*

    #2
    Good thing I disowned my own family and built my own zoo family lol. Having others in your life that support you in your animal relationships and supporting them as well is extremely beneficial. I find that if you compromise on things you want, such as caving into pressure for marriage that you're not into or fulfilling a career that you didn't want, your more prone to end up with regret. Same for the zoo lifestyle, if its something that you are, such as someone who finds that they're also gay like myself, it can become very taxing emotionally to have to hide that stuff or repress it in some manner. But if you're going to go through with that passion it behooves you to learn or improve your manipulation skills so that managing an animal lover(s) is a lot easier. Basically convincing someone of things that aren't true to hide your lifestyle, building small clues for them to follow so as to keep them clueless as much as possible so you can keep on doing what you love without anyone being the wiser.

    I would recommend no one give up their dreams of finding their animal lover and the only thing that will guarantee a lifelong successful relationship when you find one is to remember to always be one step ahead of everyone else when enjoying what you want, especially if you don't live by yourself. And more than ever I can't stress this enough, but be extremely careful about meet-ups. I cant count the people I've known and read the reports of idiots getting caught because they decided to either advertise their zoo play to someone that they weren't 100% sure was a zoo or got complacent in their lifestyle that they wound up letting their security protocols slip.

    Good luck to all those wandering hearts out there!
    Last edited by WildMountainWolf; 03-06-2019, 05:12 AM.
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      #3
      Good to hear from Caikgoch, someone from BF who I have learned to listen to with respect. There are a lot of folks on forum who write what I call ‘earnest fiction’, meaning that though they lack real world knowledge they like to pretend they have been there & done that. It took me over five years to finally realize my dream and from that vantage point I can tell you that there are only a few folks with genuine expertise. The zoo life is wonderful to realize but tricky & dangerous, too.
      Some people are animal lovers, I like dogs that are man-lovers lol

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        #4
        Advice created by those with plenty of experience is worth its weight in gold. And Caikgoch, a long-term Member of Beastforum, is indeed one of those
        with plenty of experience. You gotta listen to what he has to say. And close your ears to the ones who talk about being deep throated by a horse...or orally
        knotted by a dog, or whatever other dumbass stuff.

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